Six Million Ways to Die

A: Will you break the rack?

B: No. Go ahead

A: Okay. I go for solid.

B: Good choice, if you go for red you can take blue and yellow afterwards.

A: I’d rather go for green ‘cause blue is behind purple.

B: I don’t know! If you take green it’s not possible to take yellow after purple.

A: I know, but instead of yellow I’ll go for red.

B: You mean orange!

A: For sure not orange, if I take orange I’ll pocket black and……

B: No you won’t, it’ll just pass and then you can go for blue or yellow.

A: Okay, but then I’m behind green and not in the position to take bordeaux.

B: Don’t take bordeaux! I would go for purple, it’ll give you the chance to take orange afterwards.

A: No!! The only one who gets away with purple is Prince. I’d rather take blue, then green, red and yellow.

B: Okay for blue and green but then you won’t be in the right position to take red.

A: You’re right! I’d better go for red and take yellow afterwards.

B: Go for green instead of yellow, it makes it possible to take bordeaux and then go for yellow.

A: Oh no, if I take bordeaux I’m too close to orange.

B: Orange? You mean red!

A: Yes,red. I go for blue, then orange, bordeaux and green. No, instead of red I’ll take yellow.

B: Ok, just choose one. In the end we all lose anyway!

Omar Ulysiens 2017